The War on Christmas
Aw, I missed it, didn't I?
I missed that speech from the liberals...you know, that "On our orders, we liberals and our coalition allies have launched attacks on strategic targets in the Christmas season" speech.
I just don't understand. Where is the War on Christmas?
The best I can do to find the source of the War on Christmas is Bill O'Reilly. But, as he says, the real true Source of the unholy War on Christmas lies somewhere within the vast-left wing conspiracy bent on destroying us and everything we stand for.
Then...why is he the only one not actually saying "Merry Christmas"? Why is (or was) his employer the one selling the holiday ornaments for your holiday tree? (thanks, Keith.)
Could it be Scooter Libby? Could it be the response after Hurricane Katrina? Could it be the growing unhappiness with the War on Iraq/War on Terror/War on Something-or-Other?
I know the democrats have no alternate plan, but I do know this: at least we aren't just making crap up.
By the way, sorry for the long...long...long time between updates. I swear I'll keep this thing active from now on...(or at least try to)
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